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De kwootjes van Dwarsbalk
De Kwootjes die "to" bevatten...
Never been 1 to slate my team in public but get that man to fuck
The kitchen was less noisy than other parts of the house so you could have a discussion about politics or the latest bands and it was also close to the fridge
the idea was that I was going to eat the vaginaized grapes which wasnt really that much of a turn on for me.
ik heb to verkracht bekende hanz kazam .
Hello, my name is written on my T-shirt, you killed my ability to read, prepare to tell me who I am
Hello. My name is not an object. You killed my mum. Prepare to go out for a guy called John.
The Nobel Prize has just gone to a farmer in Wiltshire! He was found to be put standing in his field
Marketing with video is emerging as among the most popular tools used by organizations to boost revenue and earnings. This article contains a huge amo
You Mustapha passport when you want to travel to Europe, from Africa
They had to wait and make extra room on stage for little Bono's giant ego
I gave 20$ btc to 677540211 for a redeem code worth 100$ ,he blocked me after the transactions
I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it was easier to explain
Heed no do permited to going THE PERSON temmby woroing terrislylastly
een de One en KEER to buidelzak always two
I love how they showed us at the very beginning that we have to take the eggs out of the carton first. I don’t think I would’ve connected those dots otherwise
Please, correct Frabk into Frank. As a token of respect to the loved one.
If you don't have to pay for the product, it means you are the product.
Flat earthers dont need an astronomer to prove that the earth is a globe, they need a physiologist to check whats wrong with their brain
Innertales - Odyssee... The legend says some people on shrooms never really came back after listening to it
Don't forget to add that heavy sub bass boys... or girls :)
You we’ll know show you how to how to design lead.
i used to wonder what the saying "it's the little things in life that make you laugh" meant - I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart
Met a bloke who drinks brake fluid. He can stop anytime he wants to.
This vacuum cleaner assortiment is happy to be helpful
Jason you might be able to help me out here.. why is it as soon as you see someone in the comments s
it's hard to stop the chinese infasion for some culbs. but please leave the chinese outside as much
Drastic... My private parts were used to make my nose
08: 15 a.m. - Rana returns to bedroom to find kitty barf all over the bed.
If I can only get it up the stairs without barfing out a lung, it will be off to a fine start
The bible says: "You don't have to be attached to a door to be a knob".
I really need to stop watching anything to do with flat earthers. I just can not take that much stupid.
If you can't laugh at yourself, or your Church, you have no authority to laugh at anyone else.
Down and out with my dumb Friends... ready to misbehave!
In a study conducted by the University of Geneva, it has been found that homophobic people have an interest in depicting homosexuality and are more prone to homosexuality.
Just because someone else is retarded, doesn't mean you have to be as well.
Too bad your parents had sex..now we have to be blessed with your ignorance
They told me to use the brain god gave me. I did. Now I'm an atheist. Ironic, isn't it?
BREAKING NEWS : Verstreken heeft een baard EN neuspiercing....RUN TO THE HILLS !!
Rihanna etc...This is how to look sexy without taking your kit off at every opportunity.
„Humans and dinosaurs are now going to be forced to coexist...“ - Ian Malcolm
A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick
My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
Please glisten to me
Only way to clean it is to throw it away and make another one....Ill stick with my store bought one
STOP TRYING TO APPEACE ME BY CALLING ME YOUR BABY BROTHER! I AM FIFTY-FOUR YEARS OLD!!!
I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory. I had to send in 2CVs.
That’s not god, that’s ACME, the coyote always uses them to get across the canyons
I challenge every christian to stand at the edge of a cliff, pray for safe passage across to the other side and take the leap of enlightenmen
It sounds too good to be true and it is.
Before you argue with someone, ask yourself: is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives? Because if not, there is absolutely no point
Zdrowe bia?ko. Jak kto? nie lubi,mo?na wrzuci? do zimnej wody na jaki? czas i robaczki wyjd?. Mo?na to powtórzy? kilka razy.
I talk to myself and sometimes i answer too.
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So now that you've actually seen what the bible says about abominations, who's going to heaven?
please tell me it not possible for people to be this fucking stupid
As ‘cool’ as it is to imagine that the ants have some level of sentience that will allow for altruistic behavior, it’s just not possible.
Aw, this was a very nice post. In thought I want to put in writing like this moreover taking time and actual effort to make an excellent article but what can I say I procrastinate alot and not at all
An interesting dialogue is worth comment. I feel that you must write more on this topic, it won't be a taboo subject but typically people are not sufficient to speak on such topics. To the next. Cheer
I remember being at the pool on holiday in Bergen and watching overweight Norwegians doing aquasize to this song!!!! Random but true story!?
So, in essence, what does this Paradigm Shift translate to with regard to human life and environment
I tried to sing once and people in the next room thought I was butchering hogs
America... is addicted... ... to OOIILLLLLLLLL
I once fell asleep on an empty bus, and farted so loud in my sleep I woke myself up. Then realized the bus was full now and everyone was looking at me. I just went back to sleep cuz what else am I gonna do?
Though September 15 born individuals are blessed with a healthy appetite, they are prone to overindulgence due to their fondness for food
Sorry to piss on your bonfire China, but Pink Floyd made it to the dark side of the moon first
Winfred used to cry himself to sleep lately
I had an idea but I guess I'm going to sneeze my friggin head off instead.
That is a bea perisite when they land on you or get sting thy dig in your skin en grow to a maggot they dye the get to mutch blood they drowning
jst mam tebe k si to nrdila hihihi ma bo tudi pesek ane heh
This is the vile moment a lorry driver takes a sneaky number two next to an industrial estate - then tosses two bags full of excrement over the fence of a business.
If you were in a car, would you know what accident to do?
Is Henry with you now?', 'Not at all. Want to learn to know you... You to?'
I noticed on my bottle of shampoo the instructions "lather, rince, repeat" - could someone tell me when to stop? I have been washing my hair for three weeks now, surely it must be clean
Unfortunately I masturbated so much that I went blind and can no longer find my stash. I would ask my guide dog to find it, but he's too busy choosing a wedding dress.
I am Anal from Anus. I am a very naughty boy who needs to be scolded for my filthy behaviour.
why do people always distort someone's words to mean something hideous? Can we have a ''giving people the benefit of the doubt'' class in schools? jesus christ.ueueeetwie79;
Hey, make me (um today! I know you like me, I read it in your eyes Welcome to the world of big sxx! Don't show this to your mom Sitting there is wasting of time!
Brown nosing and fanny patting seem to be a sport where I work.
Damnit Uterus!: I've told you to stop fvcking around and get back to work for the last time! Your fired!
While all attention goes to the windy sound and the green arrow, nobody notices the pirate ghost appearing in the dark window above the porch
Heartbreak. I see the tears you're hiding. There's plenty of room on my shoulders to cry on dude x
Deep in my heart I'm concealing Things that I'm longing to say... I WISH I JUST COULD FKING SAY IT MAN
It takes loads of loads of effort to appear on my hate list. You've put yourself on it, dirty filthy roostersucking worthless pile of mooseshite! FUCK OFF!!
Rana returns to bedroom to find kitty barf all over the bed
It takes loads of loads of effort to appear on my hate list. You're on it from day one, dirty filthy roostersucking worthless pile of mooseshite Stop picking on me
This is to warning all of you cross-dressers out there. Return to your god, or you'll end up as a ghastly man-molester
Today, at work, as I stood in front of the urinal, I noticed someone had wiped several large, greenish boogers on the wall, one of which still had a nose hair in it. I salute you cleaning staff, I never realized how much shit you had to put up with
Ukrainian ambassador to #EU tells me one sanction they will push for if Moscow doesn't back down is expel Russia from World Cup this summer. Another sanction should be to keep them in the Eurovision Song Contest
Count me in for the meetup at the mountaintop, but be sure to have a connected device there so we can work out our ill-creative encephaloid eruptions right there! I'll bring Belgian beer!
Success is like pregnancy, everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it...
GO TO HELL MONICA !!!!!!!
You want to 'knuggle'? What the hell is knuggling? - 'Errmm... it involves nudity'
Religion doesn't need people to prove it is wrong. Religion proves itself wrong by its own contradictions!
It wasn't any fun at all! You have been farting in the car all the way down to texas baby!
People pay tribute to these rules every time they make up words-- whether for marketing purposes (Nite-Lite, Cold-Eeze, Unix), slang (reefer, dweeb, doofus), a created world (hobbit, Leela,
i like to think outside the quadrilateral paralellogram
Zooofff, what the hell was that, oops, seems to have been my life, can I have another one?
Metallica... They pretend to be a real rock n roll band but in the dressing room they've got dicks in their mouths
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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I HAVE TO MUST KOTS!
Jim was an interesting man, he learned from his ancestors how to boil water by using his dick to light the fire.
Teach a person to fish rather than give them a loaf of bread or however that saying goes.
Bon Jeavie: 'SHUFFLE MY KNOB, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!'
Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience
I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said, 'Eurostar?' I said, 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Elvis
Mister Brode, I have reason to believe you're FUCKED!!
Ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired.
If he be not frugal, he steers directly for that last tragic scene of LE VIEUX SALTIMBANQUE; if he be not frugal, he will find it hard to continue to be honest.
also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way
Zeus created people with four hands, four legs, two heads and one soul. He saw how happy they where and decided to cut them in two. From then on we all are searching for our soulmate.
Just like you all, I need some adjustments from time to time
Dolle vos gaat man te lijf: Dull fox goes man to life.
Everybody's got a pain in the ass in his life. Pleased to meet you, I'm yours!
Obviously Lynn's hairdo (hairdon't?) is to draw your eye away from the butt she's growing on her chin.
In the early '90s, it was Bobby Brown's prerogative to have a sloping, asymmetrical hairstyle.
To the East, to the East, some extra-lean minced beef. To the West, to the West, some tasty chicken breast. To the North, to the North, juicy British pork. To the South, to the South, I love meat i
Yo momma’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
I have just sunk to a brand new low... and I'm not surprised to see you here!
semper fidelis ---> proud to be a buffalo
Over the next ninety minutes, I'd like to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis
sorry my pc gave birth to an elephant and died
I was alone finking about what happend to us what happend to me
LAMENT I need to talk to you since NOBODY will give me answers
If we were supposed to talk more than we listen, we would have two mouths and one ear
I am a naked spaceman. I like to stand naked on the moon
You have the right to remain silent, That means "SHUT UP"!
And I think to Marcel, what a wonderful world
I just don´t know what to do with Marcel
But then I spent so many nights feeling sorry for Marcel but I grew strong, and I learned how to get along
if men and women , were not ment to masturbate, our arms would be shorter!
Congratulations, you have just sunk to a brand new low!
you want to make money? awel dan you fuck!
I have chosen to care *NOT*
What I´ d like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, inner-City sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show you what a real sexy man is supposed to look like
www.lan-Vision.be Garnett to the Celtics!! Diving is cool!!!!!
I´ d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Nostalgia isn´t what it used to be

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