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De kwootjes van Dwarsbalk
De Kwootjes die "your" bevatten...
shamm01: one thing i will say..both your teams are full of fking glory hunting armchair fans
You should get a few of these ???? on your snout!!
There weren’t chemicals like protection clear coat that could cover your paint
If you can't laugh at yourself, or your Church, you have no authority to laugh at anyone else.
Too bad your parents had sex..now we have to be blessed with your ignorance
Rihanna etc...This is how to look sexy without taking your kit off at every opportunity.
A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick
My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
STOP TRYING TO APPEACE ME BY CALLING ME YOUR BABY BROTHER! I AM FIFTY-FOUR YEARS OLD!!!
Ik zou voorstellen: check your facts, alvorens te verwijzen naar verouderde kennis.
Goddammit Nancy, shut your whore mouth. - #67075533 added by opchow at Fuck off Nancy.
"Destroying your picture" van Koos Alberts kwam na dit nummer.
You and your entire flat earth ass-crack sniffing circus are proof that no matter how humanity advances, there will always be those who carry the recessive genes for moronism.
PS...If your mascara if over 3 months old, you might wanna throw it out and get a new one too!
"Don't throw your old car away because you can use the buckles as key holders" sounds a bit stupid when u say it out loud
Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die ...
Sorry to piss on your bonfire China, but Pink Floyd made it to the dark side of the moon first
That is a bea perisite when they land on you or get sting thy dig in your skin en grow to a maggot they dye the get to mutch blood they drowning
McDonald's, Your whole crew smokes weed but can’t roll my fuckin snack wrap
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Biology isn’t your strongest subject is it. Actually your brain is probably your weakest muscle without a doubt lol
We have an inheritance of a deceased client with your surname. Kindly reply with your full names ( ONLY ) for more information.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can le
Hey, make me (um today! I know you like me, I read it in your eyes Welcome to the world of big sxx! Don't show this to your mom Sitting there is wasting of time!
Damnit Uterus!: I've told you to stop fvcking around and get back to work for the last time! Your fired!
In Nagasaki, they like bukakke! In Nagasaki they go spunky for your love!!
When dressing for work or play or a dinner out with friends, do you always (a) make sure your shirttail is smoothly tucked in; (b) scope out your hair for errant cowlicks; or (c) tuck a care
This is to warning all of you cross-dressers out there. Return to your god, or you'll end up as a ghastly man-molester
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
We need your help resolving аn issue with your аccount
have your shit or get off the pot!!!
El ee em bee ee are tee, one two three four five, cleemah is your number three and failure = your life
what is your meaning?
A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
I've got an image of you tattooed on the back of my body. My BUTTCRACK represents your face, which means you're as low as my waist. Fuck off.
NET 3778. No servers were detected on the network. If there are servers active on the net, the failure to detect them may indicate that your network cable is loose, or that hardware problems exist.
Fuck your mother and make yourself a bloody brother! hahahaha!!! hahahaha!!!
If you think that killing is funny, kill yourself and GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
letsdo1 (18:52:46) : seeing your ugly mugs in 15 days
is this your homework Larry?
Obviously Lynn's hairdo (hairdon't?) is to draw your eye away from the butt she's growing on her chin.
Yo momma’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Over the next ninety minutes, I'd like to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis
Of course you're in trouble… your band has 8 guitar players and 10 drummers.
JACK!! It´s your turn!!!!!! Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
Damn you, vile woman! You´ ve impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!

En waar is het stukje interactie?
Dat zou je wel eens willen weten he, nieuwsgierig Aagje! Je wil zélf een kwootje toevoegen, is het niet!? Ja he!? He!?

Je zou willen dat jouw hersenspinsel, jouw citaat of poëtisch brouwsel in de verzameling wordt opgenomen, zodat de alombekende internetwebzoekmachines niet enkel jouw aanvulling indexeren, maar dat Dwarsbalk daardoor ook nog eens steedser en presenter wordt op het wereld wijde digitale internetweb he?

Of je wil gewoon kortweg snel-snel in de rapte iets toevoegen, ongeacht of jijzelf of iemand anders daar nu iets mee opschiet, niet? Jawel he!?
Dat kan je dus hier doen.



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Scripting wordt weggefilterd.
Je bijdrage wordt ook beperkt tot 150 leestekens. 150. HONDERDVIJFTIG.

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Filip...
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AAARRGHHL!! (Argyle)
Pixelbreaker
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AaRdScHoK.NeT zoekt blogger(s) (M/V)!
ASCII-generator

Wist je...
...dat het woord dein, "uw" betekent  in het Duits?

· Tof! Meer van dit!

Uit De Verboden Lijst...
Per direct

Dit steekt de laatste tijd fel de kop op. Men bedoelt "onmiddellijk", maar dat klinkt te gewoon en niet stom genoeg. Men zou het dan kunnen vervangen door "direct", wat even duidelijk is, maar iemand vond dat wat kaal, denken we.

Het is dan per direct geworden. Men bedoelt nog steeds "onmiddellijk", maar dan met een domme uitdrukking.

Degenen die dit bezigen, mogen er per direct mee stoppen.

· Ergerlijk! Is er nog meer van dit?

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