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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that ever happened, and vice versa. ~ Frank Zappa
- Dan kunnen haar volgers volgens haar vogels niet volgen
- Why should you only use 239 beans in bean soup? Because if you add one more, it’ll be too-farty.
- I love it how they sink screws in a construction which could be done more neatly with an axe!
- Als je focust op het doel vallen de barrières. Als je focust op de barrières valt het doel.
- Viezigheid, brood, Smets
- What's the use of worrying?
- What's the loudest fart you've ever heard in public? Mine was at the Long Beach Antique Swapmeet in 1996. I was in the men's room (which was all tile, large and built in the 70's.) I was at the urinal and this guy was in the stall, this fart got louder as he went into it and it reverberated throughout the entire bathroom. This was a large bathroom with about 20 urinals. It literally sounded like an air horn or air raid siren
- Re: "STATUS: Uw pakket is klaar voor verzending!"
- 'Lonely and nasty while hubby at work, im home f*cking my holes with big toys'
- En maar bloemen schikken...
- Komààn zeg, wie wil er nu seks met een màn!? Euh ja, buiten vrouwen dan
- Sterretje in uw voorhuid?
- Phoebe smells a rat
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
