Eluterius

The 10 Commandements of a Teenager :

1) Thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol last longer)

3) Thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (As nike says just do it)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)

Deze pagina verzamelt zeer oude doorstuurmails en domme lijstjes die ons in de prehistorie gemaild werden. We hadden ze destijds verzameld als "funmails" en je kon ze vanaf de site naar anderen doorsturen.
En waarom bewaren we ouwe nest? Daarom. Omdat we daar goesting in hebben.