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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- Everybody can sing in Liverpool! I know this for a fact! ~ Gary Dalyduring a live performance of "Christian"...
- Skosy Mindrast, superfan van de wereldberoemde Amerikaanse schlagerzanger Doman Palsky, heeft de kunde om hoorbaar met de ogen te knipperen
- så jävla vidrigt att vi alltid släpper in
- Tegen mijn moeder zeggen dat ze echt wel ruikt (stinkt) als je de hele dag in huis rookt. Bovendien mag ze wel eens vaker douchen en wat oude kleding weggooien
- kerst in december geeft mist in november
- conjuncture beribbon calder rosenberg cerberus camelopard attention bowditch gyp parisian detonable archbishop feat rico wyner choppy cranium
- Maar dan moet je 't ook niet gek vinden dat je adem naar mest stinkt
- Mijn schatje mijn prinses waar ik zoveel van jou en waar super trots op ben
- viola moutenbike wekend was af twee heel vette parcours gehadt en nu rusten
- Smerjodnivoa!
- ... en toen zei de prins tegen Assepoester dat ze haar muil moest houden
- Hahahaha daar is dat woord weer... "in"... hahahaa
- sundays are for hangovers and takeaways
- Werknemer: "Baas... Ik kan u 3 namen noemen..." Baas: "Oh... Zet u even..." (Werknemer gaat zitten en kijkt héél serieus) Baas: "Zeg maar." Werknemer: "Euhmmmmm... *kuch*... Jimi Hendrix, Paul McCartney, en El'n Jaaahn"
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
Mannen zijn als...
Gazondabber, 2005-03-25
* Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
* Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
* Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.
* Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.
* Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
* Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that
bright.
* Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
* Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
* Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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* Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
* Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
* Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.
* Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.
* Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
* Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that
bright.
* Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
* Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
* Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
...
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